Ya Just Got Wonged!

Sometimes it's too late to warn them. You can only taunt them. Connor Wong-style.

About the shirt: a Gildan 64000 Softstyle. 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz — light enough for a July day game at the Fens, soft enough you'll keep reaching for it long after the season goes sideways. Classic unisex fit, crew neck, and a tear-away label, so there's no scratchy tag sawing at your neck through extra innings. Ethically sourced US cotton.